Long before Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide stars Lindsey Shaw and Devon Werkheiser made fans wish they had kept their penchant for BTS BJs very much classified, the Nickelodeon alumni decided to spill more spicy details from their days on children’s television — specifically, Shaw’s history with pretty much all her male costars.  


Shortly after Shaw admitted to turning Ned’s Declassified into Head’s Declassified, going down on Werkheiser between takes, a clip from another recent installment of the Ned’s Declassified Podcast Survival Guide’ resurfaced, this time, focusing on the actress’ various on-set crushes.



“Dude, I ran through every Ned’s cast member before I landed on Devon,” spilled Shaw, who starred as Jennifer “Moze” Mosely on the Nickelodeon series, prompting a resounding “the f—k!” from Werkheiser.

“The chosen one,” joked the podcast’s third co-host, Daniel Curtis Lee, who played Simon "Cookie" Nelson-Cook. ”That could be taken one of two ways.”


Though the actress later clarified that she only had innocent crushes on her colleagues — “You really had your pick,” joked Werkheiser, a.k.a. The show’s eponymous Ned Bigby  — Twitter took her comments and ran, questioning why the show didn’t air a survival guide to gangbanging.


“If you were giving Toot-Toot the sloppy then you need real professional help ma’am,” joked @YourBudTevin.



“Even coconut head?” asked @PaperboyPrince while radiculebeats dubbed “shawty” a “bigger eater than One Bite.”



Moral of the story? Don’t say you’re "ran through" unless you’re ready to put the “head”  in “Coconut Head.”